"Only twenty-one percent of the time does he rely on tradition tactics. So…"

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

Desolation of Smaug + faceless (pt 1)

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tagged → #Hannibal
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hannahrc:

Lol that’s really sweet and funny actually.

hannahrc:

Lol that’s really sweet and funny actually.

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

aceattorneyblog:

Phoenix Wright’s career summed up in 3 pictures

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cerealwithafork]

tastefullyoffensive:

[cerealwithafork]

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny