"Only twenty-one percent of the time does he rely on tradition tactics. So…"
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
Desolation of Smaug + faceless (pt 1)
Lol that’s really sweet and funny actually.
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food
Phoenix Wright’s career summed up in 3 pictures