beachgnome:

archimedes-yes:

Tf2 reality cooking show competition au let’s go let’s go let’s go

Oh god they really make up the cast of every cooking competition show.

Scout is the really cocky young guy, Sniper and Engie are those two guys in cowboy hats that are instant friends even though they’re competing to be king of the barbecue.

Spy is the stuck up French culinary school guy who everyone begrudgingly puts on their team because even if he’s bossy he’s good.

Demo is the guy who no one expected to be the king of desserts, crisping his deserts with a blowtorch, no one ever suspects him as being a minority grab being disabled and black because he is an amazing cook.

Medic worked too damn hard to get here to let someone else mess things up for him (aka bossy guy #2 who famously butts heads with Spy), Heavy is the guy everyone genuinely likes and wants on their team.

Solider and Pyro didn’t make it through the audition but they had two of the most memorable auditions of all time and they got thousands of views on youtube.

suckmymara:

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

jaechelles:

I think it’s important to be fully awake when playing animal crossing or else you might end up looking for a specific fish called a river fish when a villager requests one and then realise that all fish from the river are river fish

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

archimedes-yes:

Tf2 reality cooking show competition au let’s go let’s go let’s go

#tf2

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”