having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
Imagine your icon saving fifteen percent or more by switching to Geico.
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
ten years ago i would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “well someday you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom you raised a queer kid so ew boys
my favourite time of day
im getting this tattooed on my chest
how did Space Jam even happen who got high enough to the point where they came up with a movie involving Michael Jordan and a cartoon rabbit fighting aliens